SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

Suck Off

When someone holds someone else’s neck or head between their legs, usually involves keeping them rendered to submission between both thighs until they tap out or pass out.

Usually involves other people kicking or helping restrain the person currently undergoing a suck off to make sure it’s successful.

Come here, let me show you something.

What’s up.

*puts him in suck off position by slowly but surely lowering his head.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023

Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.

Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!

by LeilaSP March 21, 2019

suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'

*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."

by Deguisseppionoppolis May 28, 2018

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Sucking Money

Performing fellatio on an engorged penile member wrapped in United States currency. Usually a collection of coins wrapped on the bottom.

Always out there sucking money ah,

That's when a dick is wrapped in dollas,

They take it, with coins on the bottom.

by Yung Deep/Shallow Scribe October 25, 2017

two-FF-lick-suck

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.

Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...

by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025