Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》*rolls dice* 《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》

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😱:《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》*rolls dice* 《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Swiss Roll

A cream-filled cake roll whipped with chocolate mocha on the sides, fruit slices on the top, authentically made in Switzerland during the early 19th century.

I love to have Swiss Rolls for any occasion.

by Lily_The_Supasta February 20, 2025

Roll Tide

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

by Key of life February 20, 2025

rolled

Slang term used in track and field. When a person is absolutely, unequivocally and outrageously untalented or slow.

"Yeah bro, Noah Lyles is rolled as a mf"

by Mbebop February 21, 2025

《¤》Shukkaku《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》,《¤》Tell《¤》Tsunade《¤》Senju《¤》To《¤》Roll《¤》Some《¤》Dice《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》,《¤》Heeves《¤》

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《¤》Shukkaku《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》,《¤》Tell《¤》Tsunade《¤》Senju《¤》To《¤》Roll《¤》Some《¤》Dice《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》,《¤》Heeves《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Cinnimon rolled

Jizzing in a bucket and then dumping it on your girl

I cinnimon rolled my girl

by Aj Mavrik March 11, 2025