Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.

Wow you just got Pissed on Payne

by Paul Palmer April 19, 2018

Piss

Annabel’s favorite beverage of all time, piss will satisfy annabel’s hunger any time

Me: you love piss

Annabel: ITS GENUINELY REALLY GOOD I LOVE IT

by ReggieBen October 17, 2019

pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.

After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Piss Brothers

When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.

Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.

by pissbrotherinventor October 5, 2022

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

Piss cloud

Referring to a cloud of urine that has evaporated into the air. Usually occurs in large cities like New York and San Francisco.

I was on my way to work this morning and as I got off the train I walked through a Piss cloud.

by DeezIdeas August 8, 2021

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 11, 2024