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Finnish Fart Lagoon 

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
Finnish Fart Lagoon by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019
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super fart 

when you fart but like its smelly as fuck
yeah he just super farted...
fart moment
super fart by bimbob November 30, 2019
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A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.
Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart
Ant Fart by Ant Farter January 28, 2020

stomach fart 

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.
I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.
stomach fart by frothynipples March 9, 2020

platonic fart 

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence
Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear
platonic fart by Kiikle April 26, 2020
Not to be confused with a tactical fart.

A TAC-fart is the acronym for a "top arse crack" fart. These are specific farts that are funnelled up the arse crack and expell themselves out the top of the trouser band, onto the lower back.

They are often of a high pitched squeaky tone and best performed when sitting on a hard, flat surface where the air has no way to move forward from the anus, thus must escape via the top of the arse crack.
Nice TAC-fart, you could have warned me though my mouth was open.
TAC-fart by Captain Shonko April 29, 2020

Bollock fart 

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart