butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

Mercy Peanut Butter

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.

That was some total mercy peanut butter.

by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023

Skud Butter

The cream left on the dick fresh after doin’ deed.

“She sucked my skud butter right off after”

by SGAG November 26, 2023

Butter

A sexual position using the juice that one can obtain by ejaculating onto a cucumber and using it to perform sexual favors on another with.

"Bro, I was out with this girl from the bar, and she let me butter her.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather

"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"

by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023

chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022