A website thay you are currently on right now probably because you have nothing better to do
JUST LIKE ME
JUST LIKE ME
"I would rather look up my name on the urban dictionary and see how sexy people think my name is"
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. a website that (i think) was intended for people to share slang and funny words they made up but now it's just something about sex and everyone has horibal speling and really need Grammarly.
me: types "shark" in urban dictionary.
Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
Get the fuck this urban name dictionary bullshitmug. This Website you are on
It’s mostly insults and sexual, like people specialize it like “fat dick in pussy” or “fucking n***er fascist cunt”
It’s mostly insults and sexual, like people specialize it like “fat dick in pussy” or “fucking n***er fascist cunt”
by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Girl1: Hey bestie! I searched up yellow on urban dictionary!
Girl2: What did it say?
Girl1: We’ll it said that it’s a person you would die for and is your sunshine.
Girl2: lemme check
Girl2: wait ur right
Girl2: What did it say?
Girl1: We’ll it said that it’s a person you would die for and is your sunshine.
Girl2: lemme check
Girl2: wait ur right
by Starstell <3 April 7, 2022
Get the Urban dictionarymug. the website with too many sex jokes instead of actual definitions, and people talking about their girlfriends or boyfriends.
Jacob defined on Google: Some name that means something from ancient times or whatever
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)
by i hate you with rainbows June 6, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.