Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.

"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."

by qwerty-u September 8, 2021

John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

chum moment

When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly

P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!

by loser drakee June 6, 2020

Sisyphus Moment

1. A moment in which a struggle seems to be close to ending, but then goes all the way back to the beginning.

2. Endlessly dying to Sisyphus Prime in ULTRAKILL.

"bro, did you see that leak? they though they patched it, but it just opened up again! they've tried this multiple times already!"
"dude, that's a sisyphus moment right there.

by Klovespvz July 27, 2024

izzy moment

when you forget get something

mom: did u so the dishes like i asked
izzy momenter: oh shi-

by Yassica August 7, 2022

an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017