Mexican Speedwrench

A crescent wrench

"Hey I need to get off this bolt quickly! Pass me the Mexican Speedwrench!"

by B With The D March 13, 2024

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

mexican vibrator

The intentional act of farting during anal sex

She dropped a mexican vibrator on me.

by Snuffelupagus September 9, 2023

Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.

She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator

My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky

by FreddyM July 11, 2022

Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza

Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza

by "Queen S" June 28, 2018