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Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay
i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules
by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019
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swimsuit balls

Pulling of fabric often found on swimsuits. Very redneck.
This comforter is old and ghetto, it has swimsuit balls all over it.
by tigyi September 11, 2018
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looking balls

balls you look with
like eyes
looking balls are eyes
by Mrs. Betterthanyou June 10, 2018
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carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
by speech boy June 11, 2018
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Soap balls

When a man has recently took a shower and didn’t rinse off the soap and dried his balls then you go and preform oral and all you smell is soap usually Irish spring
Man Kyle has soap balls like crazy still taste decent tho.
by GothSilentBob June 23, 2019
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Balls guy

Someone who really has guts and is a boss that can walk into any room and still be a boss . Someone who doesn’t give a fuck abt anything and wears shades everywhere
Yooo, that’s a balls guy right there , you saw the way everyone turned their head when he walked in the room ? damn
by Bacon Kethan June 27, 2019
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wallet to the balls

When the wallet to the balls is playable ,make sure you know what to expect from your evening because a broke wallet sometimes can go both ways and broke balls is an embarrassment from your date.
Man I went wallet to the balls and I ended up broke in only the bank and and the balls stayed to them selves
by Peter deter July 14, 2019
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