Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.

Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

Creamy Piss

A piss that is creamy(a piss that feels really good)

Boy, did I take a Creamy Piss

by Fast521 September 21, 2023

Reverse piss

When you stick your penis in a spa bath jet

Johnny stuck his dick in the spa bath jet and reverse pissed

by Segman farts July 2, 2025

piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

Piss

Synonym of shit, it’s less vulgar and can be used around your parents ;)

-Oh piss, My man looking cozy as fuck in those new Ralphs.

by A Pretty Motherfucker June 24, 2019

piss off

Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.

Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.

Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.

Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.

by MonkeySees July 27, 2022

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022