twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life

CR people are real twitter gods

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013

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bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015

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Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

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God's Gatorade

The ultimate nickname for beer. It's the golden fuel that God made specifically to keep giving us good times. The ultimate in liquid refreshment.

Dude... we're only in the fourth inning of this men's league game and we're out of God's Gatorade... we're fucked

by lsc17 May 8, 2015

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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 15, 2016

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