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Fat Shit Melissa

600 pound Puerto Rican cow from Brooklyn NY.
There goes Fat Shit Melissa Fruente
by NotIntoFatShits December 22, 2022
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Fat Fishy Ass

When a woman has an absolutely massive ass, but her ass reeks of fish.
Example girl 1: Walks by, as her butt wobbles uncontrollably.

Example Dude 1: Damn, look at that booty bro!

Example Dude 2: Nah you don’t want none of that Fat Fishy Ass.

Example Dude 1: (holding nose) I think I smell it now. Girl get outta here with that Fat Fishy Ass!!!
by ButtHairBurrito97 August 14, 2023
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Fat nigga shit

when a person acts like a fat person. ie.

eating up all the food in the house and wanting more
out of breath after doing the simplest task
"Damn! I want something else to eat!"
"NIGGA YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE HOUSE!"
"Man that's that fat nigga shit on God"
by Auraion September 14, 2023
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.
Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.
by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022
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Fat Tommy’s Wednesday

Every day on a Wednesday, you and your boys go to the nearest Fat Tommy’s and have a feast
I really like men (fat tommy’s wednesday)
by JonDoce November 2, 2022
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Fat Cock Francis

A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".
"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
by Fat Cock Francis October 14, 2022
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