That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.

I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024

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Acts of God

A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.

Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

by Geckoi July 1, 2009

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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

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God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.

God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.

by Eosjwer October 24, 2023

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God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022

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