jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.
by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 1, 2019
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But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
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But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
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"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"
"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"
"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."
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Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
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