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jack ford

jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.
stranger 1: lmao i wish i had money

jack ford: here's 30 racks

stranger 1: damn jack ford you a god
by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 1, 2019
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Jack Janke

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007
"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."
by Phargo September 11, 2019
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slide jack

The act of claiming PowerPoint slides from a co-presenter and presenting as your own.
Joe completely slide jacked the best segment of our presentation.
by DQJ June 2, 2018
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Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.
I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face
by Shpas June 7, 2018
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Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
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jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.
"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh
by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018
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