Beans

A large practical portion of money

Bro, we could actually get some beans from this.

by lobdooks June 8, 2019

Bean game

The bean game is the best game of all time. Only cool people play it. It’s all about manipulation and scamming people out of their beans.

Would you like to play the coolest game with me? It’s called bean game.

by Stinkbean November 22, 2021

Beans

Slang used by the self-harming community
Means the fat/muscle layer underneath the dermis and epidermis.

Other terms: Styro, etc.

Person A: "I cut to beans last night, it hurts like hell."
Person B: "Oh shit, make sure you clean and bandage it or it will get infected."

by Pooinmymouth October 17, 2021

Beans

Not currently functioning due to an unforeseen explosion caused by the sheer awesomeness of Watch Dogs®: Legion

I would but my Xbox is beans.

by Pussygrabber October 29, 2020

Mr. Bean

For the people that like a good joke but wonder how funny is this when a crook that looks like Mr. Bean puts a knife to their throat, that isn't the most hilarious thing that could happen to somebody. A Mr. Bean lookalike with the same menacing look hovering over somebody with the twin movie prop mini uzis is funnier than that actually.

Mr. Bean was not a gentleman in that movie, he was a bad seed.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Bean Dip n Queso

A sexual maneuver, involving a man and two women. When one woman tries to suck the “queso” out of the man, while the “beans” are dipped inside another woman’s vagina or ass.

These bitches are fucking wild, I think I’m about to bean dip n queso these dumb whores.

by Dick Whistle November 30, 2024

Bean

A bean-like object

"You're a bean."
"My brother is such a bean"

by bly1354 August 11, 2020