Magic Bean

Slang term for vagina.

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!

by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Bean

Git baghead, big shagga mush, pua bean head, loves da seshion

Ew Bean got any smoke like? " nah mate just pua mooched to boaty for fuck al been bumped the fuck out of gonna do the stupid cunt in"

by wghqugi November 28, 2018

Bean

Bean: meaning cute or small to describe someone or some animal

Awww the cat is a bean

by Eenzo December 29, 2023

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Green bean

To hit a three pointer in a manner that is shockingly perfect, typically used as a celebration of sorts. Green fn.

"GREEN BEANNNNN."

"Yeah that's what I'm saying stroke that shit."

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024