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edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022
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Middle-ground fallacy

The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.

Man "It's the women!"

Woman "It's the men!"

Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"

Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
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stem middle school

A group of ugly ass short white boys who think they hard. Its impossible to not find a bunch of 8th graders stroking each others cocks. The 6th graders are short as shit and are constantly talking about Fortnite and anime titties. The 7th graders are just ugly as shit and most of us are suicidal cuz the lack of entertainment. They place the lunch table next to all of the classrooms and when we even whisper Osama bin laden comes in and goes hulk mode.
you: Bro do you know where I can do drugs with lil kids????
me: yes of course just go to stem middle school
by pseud0ny3 May 29, 2022
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lake placid middle

A suck ass prison oh shit i meant school the principal can suck a fat cock:)
mike: oh you go to lake placid middle i feel rlly bad for you
by thatgurlllll<3 March 3, 2023
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Kutztown Middle School

A plain ass place where the drama will never stop, and damn it the teachers give to much homework
Wow who gave you all that homework, oh just Kutztown middle school
by Liz_Smith September 12, 2019
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Middle School

One of the worst times of your life simply because people get intense.
At least there's 3 years of middle school.
Thank God I never went to middle school! Apparently, the people there at middle school are dramatic.
by Twight0931 May 1, 2017
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