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some stupid slut who sticks bananas up her pussy and has guys eat her out and eat the banana at the same time...man what a fuckin whore and she gets it on with girls but i won't mention any names
by blackwoodsmybitch March 12, 2003
mugGet the roll dizmug.

Roll a Jeeves

"Sorry I am late. I had to roll a Jeeves massively this morning after last night's curry"
by Slickwine January 2, 2025
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Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up
Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.
by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023
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Creamsicle Tootsie Roll

A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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Cummy Roll

A cummy roll is a designated roll of toilet paper used to tidy up ejaculation juices after male penile emission.
"Where's my cummy roll?"
by Sambawala September 3, 2022
mugGet the Cummy Rollmug.

green cinnamon roll

Omg Izuku is so cute! He is our green cinnamon roll!!!
by anonymous May 28, 2021
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Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.
I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina
by bennybuckets November 5, 2019
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