When a member of Law Enforcement discharges their issued weapon inside a club or dancing establishment typically after a long night of drinking and trying to impress a Tinder date.

Did you guys see that FBI agent do a back flip and drop his gun? Yea he totally ripped a “club pop” off when he went to pick his gun up.

(Anecdotal)
FBI Agent : Nah girl its all good its called a “Club Pop” we do em all the time...YO MURPH! When was your last club pop?

Murph : Two weeks ago bruh! Hella tight man! You opted for the ground level club pop when most peeps go for the ceiling...Strong choice braheem! You should prolly go buy that guy you hit a beer though bruh....

Club Pop by Mike Partlow June 12, 2018

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Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

Scandinavian pop tart by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

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