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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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Gout God

It is a term used to describe some one who is ugly
by 330 mill October 12, 2020
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The God Equation

An equivalency that states that the limina superimposes a Newtonian limit on each irrational number in linear time; creating prime numbers.

Q^star = Prime.
In Q* = Prime (The God Equation) the limina superimposes Newtonian limits through ultranihilism onto irrational numbers on the circle of pan-contiguity; creating prime numbers.

The limina infinity-overlapping-with-uncountability is the prime limit.
by flightfacilities May 30, 2021
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The Slime God

The Slime God is a boss from the Calamity mod for hit indi game Terraria, it appears as two slimes based on the evil biomes, once these two slimes are defeated they will split into two more slimes of the same type.
Dude 1: I died to the Slime God from the Calamity mod from the hit indi game Terraria, i hate my life.
Dude: Git gud
by Yaffoso April 30, 2024
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God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.
Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.
by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020
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Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.
Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
by Atooooool June 1, 2023
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