An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.
It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.
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Get the You best be gettin on mug.1. It is an expression used by an employer to indicate that an employee is worthless and completely expendable.
2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
Employee: Hey Vince (boss man or employer) it has been 10 years now since my last 50 cent raise.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
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Get the Shontay, you stay mug.when you love someone tost you love them “too” && “most”. when you argue with your friend this a very common thing. this practically means this person means the world to you and you’re so grateful for their existence.
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