Brick Water

A gallon or more often water carried around as a bottle of water by bricks/swoll boys.

Parris - Cole why do you always have brick water, you never go to the gym.

Cole - I'm dehydrated what do you expect

by Krombi October 25, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were

You're just a real Water Cowboy

by Orange Crush July 11, 2017

water nut

When a girl nuts her pants and it kinda smells like pee but its not pee.

Yo girl he was finger banging me and i water nutted everywhere

by Angelo-Bobaloo April 18, 2018

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

serena waters

A Serena Waters is one of the most intelligent, sporty, attractive, average-sized, female you will ever meet. If you ever hear of someone meeting a Serena Waters, they sure have been blessed by baby Jesus himself xx

eg.

"I met a Serena Waters! She was so gorgeous. And smart!! Brains AND beauty!!!"

by richgal123 August 22, 2017