pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.

"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"

by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

God of Sweets

The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.

The Boy, Lawliet, Who ate so much sweets. Became the God of Sweets.

by GeekyGal July 9, 2014

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth

Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket

by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014

twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life

CR people are real twitter gods

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013