Glade Pussy

Its when a females vagina smells as refreshing as a glade plug in

Damm Son that hoe had a glamorous glade pussy yo

by willyblunt March 4, 2012

Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky

Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.

by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018

lousy pussy

Gross unwashed pussy that's loose like throwing a hot Dog down the hall way

Massillon girls have lousy pussy

by Danky jingle tokes March 16, 2014

showy pussy

When a woman's labia are enlarged and protruding from her vagina

Tina had a showy pussy. It looked like a roast beef sandwhich, so I chewed on it.

by AceMan10 September 25, 2017

pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part

Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months

by rhinoplast July 19, 2011

random pussy

10 Chicks in 3 States in 11 months. A way of filling the "Void" after a divorce.

Leading cause of divorce in the United States.

Ex-wife

" Your gonna be a lonely fuckn' looser with your beer and random pussy"

Ex-husbands friend
" It's really good you are able to hang out again and drink beer. Your the happiest I've ever seen you with all that random pussy you've been getting"

by Lookatcha September 28, 2013