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All My Circuits

Bender and Fry love All My Circuits.
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob
And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.
by urban pervert February 16, 2003
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jizz in my pants

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008
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smh my head

This is what you say when you smh so hard that it's infinite. Here's what the acronym stands for . . .
s - smh
m - my
h - head
my - my
head - head
So in other words, directly transalted to English it means, "smh smh . . . my head my head . . ." with each ellipses signaling that it goes on infinitely.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you play Fortnite?"
Guy 2: "Smh my head."
by Knineteen19 January 21, 2021
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Pissing in my ear

1.A phrase used to admonish someone when you know they are outright lying to you to try to get over on you.

2.Thinly veiled line of BS aimed at fooling someone who you think is less intelligent then you are.
Quit pissing in my ear mother fucker, I already know what happened.

That fool is straight pissing in your ear and telling you it's raining.
by ninjoe January 20, 2009
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Yeezy'd my thunder

The act of reducing another person's recently attained goal or major accomplishment to near nothing by proclaiming that someone else's is far superior.
At some event, broadcasting to millions of people...

Person 1: (holding award) "I always dreamed about what it would be like to win one of these{Video Music Award} someday, but I never thought it would actually hap ..."

Person 2: (interrupting) "I'm{not really} happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best video's of all time!!!"

Person 1: (thinking to herself) "Wow, that douche totally just yeezy'd my thunder.
by zag_student 253 September 15, 2009
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My Hand is a Dolphin

A phrase made popular by the parody of Rebecca Black's Friday, Friday- Rebecca Black (Brock's Dub).
Look! My hand is a dolphin!
by Meizee April 22, 2011
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