Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

Penis Fetish

Excuse used by closeted gay or bisexual man to be seen as straight despite questionable behavior or taste in pornography.

Bro i'm not gay i just have penis fetish.

by Papkin July 2, 2019

penis queef

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef

My man let out a penis queef after sex.

by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003

penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

penis wrinkle

A complete idiot or bafoon

You're suck a penis wrinkle

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

Reverse Penis

A reverse penis is a vagina.

Her reverse penis is the opposite of a penis.

by Rusy Shakelford July 31, 2007

Penis Lag

When your penis freezes to avoid ejaculation while in the act of sexual intercourse or while buttsecksing.

I had mad penis lag after a few minutes because I didn't want it to end.

by Jarryd January 23, 2006