Pre-cum Dumb

The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.

Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"

by CitywideNut February 24, 2021

titfuck till cum

When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket

*after undressing*
-how do you like them?

-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum

by re jw July 4, 2022

cum dripping whore

A slut who just got gang banged and had all 8 guys cum on her at the same time, therefore she walks around dripping cum until she cleans her nasty ass up.

Sarah is one nasty bitch. She had a line of guys coming out of her house the other day, and sometimes 8 at a time were going in. When they were done she walked outside to make sure she got them all, and she was soaked with cum from head to toe. The gay guy across the street then called her a cum dripping whore as he was getting head from the mailman.

by Mike -Hunt January 12, 2008

Kier Cum Golem

The most cursed image ever created. An evil cum golem that leads the labour party. A shitpost of mass destruction banned under treaty of prohibition of nuclear images.

do not search twitter for this.

The Kier Cum Golem made me so sick that shit came out of my mouth.

by Babble___ June 29, 2020

dino cum

Dino cum: an act where a dinosaur cums on a rainbow or unicorn after a pixy pussy has turned him on

Rainbow/ unicorn: CUM FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEE, Dinosaur: IM GONNA DINO CUM

by Dinocum69 December 28, 2016

magna cum nada

Made popular by the Bloodhound Gang in the song with the same name, to do something magna cum nada is the direct opposite of magna cum laude (with great praise; with high honor). Instead of doing something good, you really mess things up.

It is used to describe when you pass something, but with the bare minimum. If you get 50% on a test when you need 50%, then you have finished the test magna cum nada.

1. I almost didn't pass my exam, I passed magna cum nada.

2. Man, this year has been so bad. I've really messed things up with my girlfriend, I've been magna cum nada.

3. So I was taking out the trash yesterday for the first time in like a month, and my Mom was saying "You really do stuff magna cum nada".

by Holden C. June 1, 2006

I'm gonna cum!

A warning given near the end of coitus, usually directed toward a female from a male

Guy having sex with girl: "I'm gonna cum!"
Girl: *Covers face or whatever else she doesn't want the splooge to get on*

by Mitch Tyler September 3, 2009