The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
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Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
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That chick come in the store to get a drink and started reorganizing the shelf. She was jacked back for about an hour doing it.
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Get the cow jacked mug.jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.
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