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Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.
Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.
by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024
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by anonymous February 8, 2022
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Caked

When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.
Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.
by Tyrell Boolinson January 19, 2018
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Sadge Cake

Sadge means to be or feel sad. Adding cake to it means very much or a lot. Sadge cake = Very much sad. Since Ms. H wanted to know.
Dang it I lost in cup pong 😐”

“Oh thats sadge cake”
by Blehblehbleh77 October 2, 2023
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Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.
I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.
by Josh chase April 29, 2024
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Cake

Cake does not mean someone with a large butt, okay? If you think that's what it means then I'm guessing you've never seen a cake. :)

Anyways here's the definition

A combination of eggs, milk or water, canola oil or vegetable oil, and flour then put into the baked in the oven at any temperature and time.
Hey, we should be nice for a change and bake our parents a cake!
by AleahUrbinDefine June 17, 2018
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Cake Popping

When a couple is having sex doggy style and the male partner proceeds to anal sex while randomly thrusting up and using his hand to “pop” his penis out of the anus before reinserting it.
I had my girl bent over last night and that ass was juice so I started cake popping it.
by CakePopper24 April 25, 2024
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