Devil's Blowjob 

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.

"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"

Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010

Pickbertson's whale 

A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.

Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!

Pickbertson's whale by cabin boy December 31, 2009

Hotchner's Disease 

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.

Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?

Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins

Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Misha's minions by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus January 3, 2016

Walgreen’s Reject 

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.

It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

Walgreen’s Reject by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019