A cinnamon roll is a sweet, cute, oblivious, almost helpless person or character that has bad things happen to them
by Reetthefrog August 19, 2021
Get the Cinnamon rollmug. A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
Dude:"He's monkey rolling"
Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."
Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016
Get the Monkey Rollmug. by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
Get the Joint Rolling Machinemug. by SprangSprang May 6, 2022
Get the Cinnamon Rollmug. This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
Get the The Rolling Theorymug. A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
Get the Creamsicle Tootsie Rollmug. by DriftoReal October 4, 2025
Get the Rolling The Doughmug.