An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.
by King Unicorn August 31, 2017
Get the Discount John Cenamug. The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.
Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.
Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.
Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?
Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick
Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ
OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick
Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ
OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023
Get the John Sedgwickmug. A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.
by John's are cool May 11, 2021
Get the Johnmug. 
Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.
by mgamn42 November 22, 2016
Get the johnned outmug. John is probably disassociating right now. Slipping in and out of dismal self doubt and a mind void of thought or reason. A small drop of drool escaping the corner of his mouth catches his attention and, for a brief moment, he is aware of himself. Numbly, he checks his email to see if his favorite store has a discount code for something he might find vaguely interesting. Buying and consuming is one of the few ponds of dopamine not yet fully dried up in the barren desert that is his sinking consciousness.
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
by SomeoneAnyoneJustNotJohn November 22, 2021
Get the Johnmug. An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)
Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*
by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023
Get the Pillar Johnmug.