Jack is clearly the greatest guy you will ever meet, he has tons and tons of friends and women surround him always because they want to date that awesome man. Also, he is 100 times better than some mf named George.
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The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
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Get the cow jacked mug.The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
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