Big Ass Butter Noodles 

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.

Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?

Big Ass Butter Noodles by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021

Pee Nut Butter 

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.

-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !

Pee Nut Butter by Ａｓｈｅｓ January 14, 2021

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

double-edged butter knife by Don Cager February 18, 2021

suck and butter 

Suck and Butter

something girls say when they’ve given someone a blowjob or want to give someone one. If they say they’ve sucked and buttered that means they’ve already done it. The buttered part means it’s all lubed up just like butter

Kayla: i gave john a good suck and butter last night

Maddie: he’s easy to butter up

suck and butter by tar 🐝 March 3, 2021

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

soggy toast with butter by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

Not to butter my own toast by Willththril April 18, 2021

Pass the butter please 

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

Pass the butter please by KJSW69 May 10, 2021