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Whatever keeps you on the water

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."
by Bonebaby November 25, 2018
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Water Moustache

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018
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Dundas Water

from carleton university, dundas residence (the best residence) has the strongest water, smirnoff vodka just flows out of the taps dundas water
damn, this dundas water is strong as hell
by gay mf December 3, 2018
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Holy water

Is water you have boiled the hell out of. This is something you may need to use ehen you get bias wrecked. K-pop related.
ARMY 1 and ARMY 2 are watching BTS' Blood, Sweat, and Tears mv.

ARMY 1: oof I just can't with Jimin! He is to hot!
ARMY 2: You need some holy water? Cuz I do after that "accident"!
ARMY 1: YES! I'm gonna die if this keeps going on this way!
by ARMY_Stay_EXO-L December 5, 2018
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Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 8, 2018
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Water

This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.

I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.
School is contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide(Water), so I shall refuse to go there.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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