The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

by Dots365 October 21, 2016

Shit games

The tier above "mind games" that reults in aggravation or annoyance. Usually pointless bullshit.

Ed: Becky, you've been angry at me and seem very upset. What's wrong?

Becky: Nothing, everything's fine.

Alex: What's wrong with Becky, why is she mad at you?

Ed: She's just playing shit games.

by Tomisthetitts November 11, 2015

shitting poopfuck

Shitting Poopfuck is when a couple (or more) people shit on each other naked. It is like a cumshot, but with shit. It is very hard to find, and is best not to search on Google images

so i was watching shitting poopfuck yesterday, and my mom walked in!

by (dude)dhs1976 December 29, 2015

yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.

Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

shit domes

Ass condoms that collect your shit much like condoms collect sperm. Ensuring a shitless pair of pants.

Hey man, don't forget to bring your shit domes! Just in case you shit yourself!

by Dunner4142 January 23, 2016

we at the shit

To obtain the dream your after.

We at the shits going ham in roskey, word to big bird.

by Papa yogi March 31, 2016

shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016