Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 26, 2023

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 01, 2023

Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.

O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.

by Afd1800 October 02, 2023

Butter Wave

Typically a form that involves deception, most commonly shoving butter into someone and spreading it like a wave to form a galaxy wave that looks like butter. Usually, this is done to anger someone and make them have trust issues for the rest of their lives.

As a prank, I decided to do the butter wave on my friend, he slipped and cracked his head open because I didn't know butter was slippery.

by Rofula March 08, 2023

hot sauce on butter

When an insanely attractive human being is associated with a boring or unattractive human being

"Yo bro I asked Chloe out and she accepted"

" looky here we got our selves a perfect example of hot sauce on butter"

by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter July 12, 2013

British butter

"Slang for British anal lube. References the tap water quality in London, often compared in color to peanut butter due to the high amounts of excrement in its contents."

I would use you like some British butter boy.

by Mutherfackindawg November 12, 2023