Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

kissed the nugget

When a game company uses characters in unused IP's in a referential way, such as a skin.

Originates from an episode of Smiling Friends, where the CEO of an AAA company offers Gwimbly, a washed-up PS1 character, to be a skin in a new game.

"They really kissed the nugget when Mega Man got put as a skin in the Exoprimal update.

by PlotagonRocks April 10, 2024

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day

April 29th

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!

by duvetslayz April 24, 2022

Kiss the mezuzzah

to leave

It's time to go, I'm going to kiss the mezuzzah.

by moegreene December 23, 2009

kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

oval kiss

Slang for a blowjob

Gf: I had a lot of fun giving you an oval kiss in your car
Bf: Yeah my dick liked it too

by EmoryBoard October 21, 2017

Looking up girls kissing

Most lesbians (or other wlws) looked up girls kissing at a young age. The primary device used for looking up girls kissing is usually a communal/family device such as a computer or tablet, resulting in mortification once discovered in the search history.

Lesbian: "I was looking up girls kissing when I was 8 on the family computer."
Other girl: "the signs were all there."
Lesbian: "...Yup..."

by The Realest Lesbian March 13, 2025