That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021

slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022

snoogen slap

A disciplinary method used by your snoogen.

See snoogen (The back of your hand)

"Man, I'll snoogen slap you if you're not careful"

"I called Katy fat... and she snoogen slapped me"

by LollipopXmmm March 5, 2009

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Penalty Slap

Punishment for olympic athletes not winning an olympic medal

Susie the olympian was shocked after receiving a penalty slap from her coach when she finished 5th in the standings

by TheDoobAbides February 8, 2014

Bag-slapped

When you're driving down the road you kick up a plastic bag and it slaps the front of the vehicle behind you

Jerk off was tailgating me so I bag-slapped em

by Crashnaz October 2, 2020

Slaps

Slaps is another word for something that tastes really good.

Wow this strawberry cake slaps

by Loooopss October 31, 2019