turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017

shitty pitty

Menial, mundane, and with subpar results

I have to get back to my f***ing shitty pitty job.

by MrrrrD May 24, 2018

high-pitched sex sounding

making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.

The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

Crystal Pitts

A Location in the Big Bend of Florida where hookers and women of the night congregate.

That hood boogers got vapid while dwelling in the ol' Crystal Pitts.

by Rev.Gin June 11, 2018

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018