one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

Buzz one out

The female version if "rub one out". The act of female masterbation with a vibrator.

That movie made me so horny afterwards I had to buzz one out!

by Ldogg October 12, 2014

One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!

Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!

by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010

One Shot Shocker

A BBQ Lighter that has been broken to make a one shot taser.

My One Shot Shocker Is busted.

by Satan's spawn February 7, 2006

One-Floor rule

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Good one, James

Phrase, used to indicate that the joke your friend just told was really lame.

Friend: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

*silence*

You: "Good one, James."

by The Sticky Turtle September 28, 2011

one note betty

a girl who talks about the same thing over and over; a girl who has an interest in just one thing and finds any reason to insert that interest into other, and sometimes non-related, things.

lisa (normal person): i can't find my cat.
tara (the one note betty): OMG, i got this cheetah print top at forever. you will soooo love it!

by not a betty February 20, 2009