Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

Cake

Cake is slang for money, specifically large amounts of money.

"We've been countin' cake, hell yeah" Travis scott says in "Bake Sale" song from Wiz Khalifa !!

by dj Les mecs wahals August 10, 2016

Cup cakes

Small sweet tits that taste like heaven

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes

by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015

cake

Gen Z slang for math

“Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”

by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020