moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.

Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !

by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023

Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.

"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."

by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023

No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.

No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.

by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023