National Cheese-It Day

National Cheese-It Day is a day where one can eat Cheese-Its, make food with them, or have a food fight with them. This day is made for Cheese-It fun! Oh, and it's also the day where you can go cow tipping.

I'm going to have a food fight on National Cheese-It Day!

by NinjaStyleCheese December 18, 2012

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011

Cheese puff nipples

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.

"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."

by WongTongShlong April 11, 2015

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020

Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018

Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022