T-shirt Hoe

A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.

"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."

by anonymous December 1, 2020

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T. Neck that Cavity

To have sex on or around the Thanksgiving holiday. "Turkey neck that cavity" referring to the penis-like appearance of the turkey neck, being stuffed into the turkeys body cavity—resembling a wide-open vagina. (See also: "Stuff her with your giblets")

"Spread out Autumnal-themed tablecloth and get your ass on the dining table; I'm gonna stuff you w/ my giblets and t. neck that cavity!"

by tim_finnegan November 13, 2019

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Fat-T

Your average everyday local alcoholic in small town iowa that enjoys playing guitar chugging the fuck outta beer and staying outta jail.

Oh shit was that Fat-T? Yeah bro you know he heading to pick up a 15 of stones...

by Fat-T Onawa Iowa 712 December 19, 2021

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Blue T-Days

Blue T-Days are the two days in the week that start with "T" as in Tuesday and Thursday, those are the days you wear blue underwear or panties.

Girl:"What is today???"
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

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