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The Gabby Douglas 

when you fuck a chick in the butt, and after you cum she does a handstand and the cun runs from her butt to her vagina and she gets pregnant.
Girl: Im pregnant
Guy:how?! i Nut in the butt
girl: idk i guess it must have ran when i started doing my gymnastics, my hand stands and what not.
Guy: goddamnit its the Gabby Douglas.... lets go rollerskating.
The Gabby Douglas by UnkieDave September 14, 2012
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The Grid 

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.
"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."
The Grid by Linklage January 14, 2022

straddle the gauze 

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period
man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze
straddle the gauze by bness April 10, 2003

stroking the gnar 

when a man jacks off
After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar

pullin the goalie 

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.
Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.
pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009

Fill the gas tank

Person A: I went home with that girl last night.

Person B: Did you "fill the gas tank"?
Fill the gas tank by tabittle August 6, 2009