bottom of the bag

wack, bootskins, crummy, huff huff, lame, boring

person 1: How was the party last night?
person 2: That was bottom of the bag, cops pulled up

by elliemej August 12, 2018

H Bag

H Bag known to the Jackson, TN area as slang or short for hoe bag (see douchebag). When around young kids or older people H Bag sounds much better than hoe bag or even the commonly known douchebag. Pretty much describes someone worth about as much as a hoe's purse or handbag and smells about the same too. Much worse than a standard douchebag. Fairly offensive without

Random chick:Who's gonna be our next president Ron Paul or Obama?

Random dude:Ohh Paul I hope, Obama is such a h bag.

by bonzii December 23, 2011

nipple bag

No one is really sure what a nipple bag really is,

it is either a bag made of human nipples or bag meant to contain nipples.

or even a bag of nipples made to contain nipples,

Friend 1: Man where is my nipple bag

Friend 2: wait, what is that

Friend 1: it the bag i use for ........

by DwonkyC August 6, 2011

tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 27, 2013

shit in bags

Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.

Person A: "My bike just got stolen!"
Person B: "shit in bags, man, nothing you can do about it."

by claire_nelson August 4, 2006

Enima Bag

One who is full of shit.

Joe:"you could fart on his pillow and he'll get pink eye"
Jim:"yeah right you enima bag"

by Carl_Time March 5, 2009

Flavio bag

A ridiculously small piece of male swimwear typically worn by out-of-shape older men. The combination of swimwear and wearer thereby exposes an excessive amount of unattractive flabby, pasty flesh, and leaves far too little to the imagination.

It was named for former Formula 1 personality and manager Flavio Briatore, noted for favouring this type of swimwear in public, and thus being featured in the worldwide media dressed this way.

Ed: Hey Tone, check out the old dude in the Speedos on page 23.
Richard: That's Flavio Briatore.
Tony: They're too small for Speedos. He's wearing a Flavio bag.

by Dob in a Nerd April 5, 2013