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Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
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Nuts to the face

A game in which you fight and the first person to get there nuts in the others face wins.
Chris and Dave were playing nuts to the face and while chris was pinned, Daves sweaty nuts were dropped on his face.
by ReedinoH November 28, 2016
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Face-play

The sexual act commonly mistaken with foreplay, it's more common alternative. Faceplay is any sexual act having to do with the face and foreplay. It was first recognized in association to the rare nose fetish.
"She's not the one if she's not into face-play, man, that just won't do."
by Whateverthehellworks September 6, 2018
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Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.
I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces
by Shed89 March 12, 2013
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wing face

When you eat some buffalo wings and have a mess of sauce on your mouth and cheeks.
"Wow bro, do you want a napkin for that wing face?"
by Osdwjm May 21, 2017
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face sucking

The act of unnecessary making out for a long period of time.
The man was face sucking in an elevator and I told them off.
by teacuphouse September 15, 2016
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Stew Face

when you're stewing with anger due to dealing with the ignorance of a privileged demographic taking advantage of marginalized communities
They're being deplorable and now I have stew face.
by superstew October 29, 2018
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