Good Catch, Tight Snatch

A respectable woman with a career, morals, manners and a fanny that grips like a vice.
I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch
by BuckT February 22, 2022
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Good morning bad news

Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.
“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.
by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023
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A big bitch not giving good reason as to why she is a cunt to people around her
Person 1: Did you hear about Elle and Max not on good terms?
Person 2: Yea, Elle is being quite the bitch with unreasonable points
Person 1: What a cunt
by Pussyboi42069 May 23, 2021
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Too good to be true story

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
by Solid Mantis June 02, 2020
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A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.
Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!
by AllIDoIsWIN1134 March 24, 2011
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when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.
Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?
by shpajz January 23, 2017
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