Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

National send tits day

May 10th send a pic of your tits to anyone.

1: “Oh damn, I really wanna send my tits to anyone”
2: “Why?”
1: “Cause today is the National send tits day”

by sendmeyourboobsplz May 10, 2020

laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.

“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”

by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025

Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.

Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!

by tatereno June 3, 2021

Tits naked

Not naked, yet not fully clothed; wearing lower attire only.

‘I went to vomit outside but I wasn’t naked, I had pants on... ....’ (Tits naked)

by Titties_McGee December 13, 2019

Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Tits

Boobs. The breasts of women that oh so many straight men adore.

Hey, see that girl over there? You gotta agree that she has some nice tits.

by RonantheAccuser December 7, 2017